| Girl: | I'm having heart surgery today. |
| Boy: | I know. |
| Girl: | I love you! |
| Boy: | I love you more! |
| *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.* | |
| Girl: | Where is he? |
| Dad: | Don't you know who gave you the heart? |
| Girl: | (Starts crying) |
| Dad: | JK he went to the bathroom lol |
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
| mom: | in 10 years you'll look back on how much money you spent on merchandise and concert tickets and you'll say- |
| me: | i can't believe i used to have to pay to interact with my husband |
| mom: | |
| me: | |
| mom: | what |
| me: | nothing |
